John Elway

Eric Cartmans father.

cartman: john elway is my father, john elway is my father.

by ribman October 16, 2006

John Elway

Football Jesus

John Elway is the messiah of quarterbacks

by foxy February 21, 2004

John Elway

The son of god sent to denver to lead us to the promised land

The Rocky Mountain Messiah

by The Guz February 14, 2004

Elway Throw

Awesome,four-piece garage rock outfit from Hobart, Tasmania, Australia. Their sound comprises simple, crunchy, jangley and occasionally dissonant guitar interplay, steady pulsing basswork, loud and hairy drumming, simple melodies and slightly off-kilter lyricism.

Members: Oli Ashley (guitar/vox), Josh Coleman (guitar), Tim Poulos (bass), Matthew Bicket drums).

Are Elway Throw in possession of Incriminating Band photos?

by Band Whore January 14, 2013

John Elway

Wishes he was Steve Young

John Elway wishes he was steve young

by J Elway May 9, 2005

John Elway

A great quarter back for the Broncos, an average quarter back for a sucky Stanford Cardinal team. Some people believe that if he had won the 1982 big game against Cal, he would have one the Heisman. However Cal lateraled the ball 5 times to score. The fact is you can't win the Heisman if you go 6-4.

(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway."

(Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."

by The1211998 on new email November 13, 2011

Rhianne Elway

Rhianne Elway - the girl that Joshua Wallwin love's more :D

look there's that girl that josh love's more shes called rhianne elway

by Joshua Wallwin October 8, 2008