A person who suffers servere musical overkill at times and who , while you are dancing and partying to one song, secretly listens to all your favorite songs on the SLOWEST beat possible through thier headphones just so they can find the perfect beat to loop into the fade out of the song playing!
"Yo dawg, this gurl DJ is bang'n out the beats, but y she yawning like that???" "Maybe cuz she heard the beat from -instert popular dance song here-( example...Stronger, the way I are, Cupid Shuffle, Crank Dat Superman...) on -16 over and over in her right ear for 2 minutes and 56 seconds ya fuk'n douche!!!"
by GurlDJ October 24, 2007
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I was doing the dj while watching the hot guy next door take a shower
by Caroline Zorthian January 28, 2008
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1. Short for disc-jockey.
2. aka douchebags who hog up air time in weekday mornings bullshitting their opinions people could care less about.
3. aka chodebaits who talk too much instead of playing music
Being a DJ is a cheezy way to earn money next to selling weed.
by lil' jon March 12, 2005
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~(to a DJ)"What do you do?"
~"I'm a musician--I's a DJ"
~"You're not a musician, you're a music thief--you're a record player player!!!"

(special thanks to Henry Rollins)
by LordKOTL October 27, 2005
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someone who always has to have the sarcastic and awkwardly annoying comments in every situation, and always has to have the last word. While at a party he is the creepy kid trying to flirt with the ugly girls hot best friend, when that fails he attempts to slip aqua dots (or another form of date rape drug) into the girl's drink, but is later caught and jumped in a dark alley by the douchebag boyfriend.
Yo check out that fucking dj over there, how did he get in?
by the one true BO$$ January 13, 2010
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Short for "doujinshi" or "doujin," a Japanese word used for fan-created manga.
"i just bought this really cool dj at the convention last week, check it out"
by acsthetician May 7, 2018
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when you rub a girls vagina like a dj scratches the turntable
im gonna do the dj on my girlfriend tonight
by thuggy23 June 11, 2009
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