Diddled

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.

1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...

by Jimmay July 30, 2004

diddle

To masturbate - particularly a woman.

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.

by blocky October 18, 2012

Diddle

-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.

''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''

by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

diddle

1. Female pleasuring herself by rubbing her vulva

2. Informal word for a penis (New Zealand English)

1. She was diddling herself on the sofa

2. I touched his diddle

by Aquablue November 12, 2013

Diddle

It's what jared foggle did, to put it in short terms, it means to molest someone

Dude my uncle diddled me yesterday

by Theshitmiester February 21, 2017