the worst show on this planet. its a sick show about suburban women who don't work at all, have loyal and hard working husbands who give them everything from big houses to jewelry, but what do they do? the stab them in the back and have sexual affairs with other schmucks.
person 1: hey man where you able to catch that episode of desperate housewives last night?
person 2: nope sorry i don't watch that shit.
person 2: nope sorry i don't watch that shit.
by ik3 March 10, 2011
by jip March 20, 2005
Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.
by Mantrain March 9, 2005
Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
by I<3DH August 14, 2006
n: A television show on ABC about suburban life on Wisteria Lane. Focuses on 4 main characters and their lives.
by Kewball May 26, 2005
Probably the most unrealistic tv show ever, were about five people die in one year on just one street. but that's the fun of it :)
Desperate Housewives
there has been a tornado, a hostage situation, a plane crash, many suicides.
someone has managed to gain his sight after been blind
someone decided to wake up a lesbian
but we all love it :)
there has been a tornado, a hostage situation, a plane crash, many suicides.
someone has managed to gain his sight after been blind
someone decided to wake up a lesbian
but we all love it :)
by Buckle1234 June 24, 2010
verb - the act of married women having affairs with teenage boys. As seen in the popular television show on ABC, Desperate Housewives. Such as the relationship between Gabrielle Solis and her Gardener, John Rowland.
"Dude, your mom so wants to Desperate Housewives me. She grabbed my hand, gave me a hug, and everything. It's just too bad she's not a MILF."
by SurferBoy June 18, 2005