Delaware 

Delaware, one of the most unknown places on the planet. Most people are misleaded into thinking that Delaware was a part of Pennsylvania in colonial times, when really, Pennsylvania was apart of Delaware. A lot of people would say that it might as well be apart of Pennsylvania, which I disagree with, because Delaware is a place of its own. Some may say it's boring in Delaware, when there are TONS of things to do. Harmless tax free shopping can be a fun thing to do on a Saturday night at Concord Mall, Christiana Mall, Rehoboth outlets, Rehoboth boardwalk, and way more places. Despite that there aren't any concert venues or amusement parks; we do have 1 Ferris wheel. Delaware could be its own country. In the North; it's filled with fast speaking and party-goers. The central; farmers. And the last part, Slower lower Delaware; Rehobeth boardwalk, which is a hot spot for gays and lesbians, beach, and kites.

Delaware isn't the typical hillbilly town it's thought to be.

Delaware by Lindsay May 21, 2005

Delaware 

Delaware, the 2nd smallest state, but the coolest, proves that the best thing come in small packages.

Audrina Patrige- "Hey, LC, where are you going for spring break?"

Lauren Conrad- "DELAWARE! DUH"

Delaware by Delaware Owns you April 19, 2009

delaware 

A place only locals can appreciate...a place where all there is to do is get wasted and high. The highlight of the state being DEWEY BEACH, a way of life, that becomes infested on summer weekends by annoying dc people. A town that contains only bars and a beach..the best place on earth.

I yearn for DEWEY beach DE

delaware by DBP4Life February 3, 2005

Delaware 

Deleware. Referring to the state,but specifically referring to a person/place/thing as boring af or shitty.

Man, that bitches pussy was Delaware!

Delaware by Chris is lame June 22, 2018

delaware 

A small state located in the mid atlantic. Known for its high drug use, Delaware (especially New Castle) is every crackwhores paradise. Upper Delaware is also known for its large number of catholic/ private high schools such as St. Marks (where the coolest sluts go), Sallies (where the coolest fags go) Ursuline and Padua (the drama capitol of the nation) and Tatnal and tower hill (where the rich drug addicts go) Southern Delaware is hicksville besides the eastern section where the beaches are located. Dewey- party city, Rehobeth- rich gay city, Bethany- laguna of delaware, and fenwick island- the mile long 2 block wide city thats surrounded by tons of water and borders Ocean city MD where the party scene is. A typical day in a delawareian's life would be to wake up, go to their private school, pick up some drugs, throw a banger at their oblivious parent's beach mansion.

Oh darn. just smoked my last joint. lets go to New Castle, Delaware and pick up some more =D!!!

delaware by cutie pie September 9, 2007

Delaware 

The State where I live. Anyone who says bad things or makes entirely incorrect statments about Delaware should shut thier trap. I live In New Castle County, in Northern Delaware. Things are not boring at all. The only thing bad about it is that it is illegal to use a weapon in self defense. Too many people write definitions that say mean things about Delaware.

I live in Windy Hills, which is a Suburban Neiborhood in Newark, which is partof New Castle County, Delaware.

Delaware by Light Joker April 16, 2004

Delaware 

I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state:
Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash.
Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it.
Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there.
Arkansas- see above.
California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive.
Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive.
Connecticut- eh.
Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed.
Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees.
Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land.
Idaho- one word= potato.
Illinois- one word= Packingtown.
Indiana- eh.
Iowa- eh.
Kansas- bring me a tornado, please.
Kentucky- eh.
Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana.
Maine- eh.
Maryland- somewhat exciting.
Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern?
Michigan- eh.
Minnesota- eh.
Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits.
Missouri- eh.
Montana- see Arizona.
Nebraska- population, like, 2?
Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government.
New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski.
New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive.
New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad.
New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive.
North Carolina- eh.
North Dakota- see above.
Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby.
Oklahoma- see Kansas.
Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice.
Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive.
Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware.
South Carolina- see North Carolina.
South Dakota- see North Dakota.
Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly.
Texas- Too Southern, and too big.
Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them.
Vermont- see New Hampshire.
Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting.
Washington- volcano me, plz.
West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks.
Wisconsin- population, like, 2?
Wyoming- population, like, 2?

Delaware is a great state and you should love it more.

Delaware by spasticpancreas April 2, 2008