Danger Wank 

Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.

Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'

Danger Wank by compasskid April 21, 2009

Danger Wank 

Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.

Examples of danger wank:

Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.

Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).

Danger Wank by Wankington March 12, 2009

danger wank 

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.

Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..

danger wank by GrungeMonkey April 18, 2006

danger wank 

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

danger wank by mike March 19, 2004

Danger Wank 

Wanking hoping to be caught

Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?

Danger Wank by samsam222 September 26, 2010

danger wank 

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.

Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

danger wank by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

Danger Wank 

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.

MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!

Danger Wank by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018