Friend Custody

When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.

Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?

Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.

Friend Custody by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody 

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.

The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody by Dyalect March 5, 2015

Death in custody 

What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)

'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like'

'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'

Death in custody by Ben Dover of the Yard April 23, 2004

Joint Custody

When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...

Nah Nigga, I got joint custody!

Joint Custody by TiiingTiiing April 8, 2010

Chain of custody 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, and the woman passes the semen from her mouth to the woman's mouth sitting next to her. Usually this must be done at least 4 times before a true chain of custody has been established.

Jon: "Who has the chain of custody now?"
Brant:"I can't tell, all of their mouths are closed."

Chain of custody by Sebastion Pico August 30, 2008

Facebook Custody 

The division of friends on Facebook when a couple ceases to be together i.e. divorce, break up etc.

"Hey, Michelle un-friended me on Facebook, but Ricky is still my friend. Didn't they just split up?"
"Yo, Ricky got Facebook Custody of you dawg."

Facebook Custody by Churchbus August 24, 2011

the shared custody switch-a-rooni 

The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.

“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”

“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”

the shared custody switch-a-rooni by hbot47 November 10, 2019