28 definitions by thebetterfriend2
Bungee jumping sounded like a great idea at the time, but now that I'm here, I have a pretty severe case of osteoneurosis.
by thebetterfriend2 April 27, 2018
(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.
(v) to hamper diver
(v) to hamper diver
I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.
by thebetterfriend2 February 26, 2016
To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."
by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011
When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.
Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010
Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?
Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.
Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.
by thebetterfriend2 February 8, 2010
A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.
Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
by thebetterfriend2 February 5, 2010
by thebetterfriend2 July 17, 2010