cunt punch

when you're going down on a girl and she bucks her hips hard enough that her cunt punches you in the mouth/face

"I could tell things were going well because I kept getting cunt punched"

by drogtor April 17, 2015

Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag

Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister

by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018

Cunt-Punching

When your hooker aint servicing you properly and you beat her unwilling ass.

When Shaneqwa only sucked the tip, I started Cunt-punching her.

by HOOKERKILLER October 11, 2008

Sloppy Cunt Punch

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

by Markla December 28, 2007

Falcon Cunt Punch

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.

Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!

by ASSPECKA June 11, 2011

double dildo cunt punch

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

by random guy! May 13, 2012

Five finger cunt punch

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp

Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?

by Jerky finger June 30, 2018