crocs

cool, comfy shoes. They're a vibe. They're only ugly if you wear jibbitz in them.

{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe

by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

crocs

the gayest shoes someone could wear and try and tell people that they dont look like a fag aka mikey pants.

"Dude these crocs are awesome. Come on there sick!"
"you look like friggen spiderman"

by love to shit on everyone August 11, 2008

crocs

Quite possibly the most beautiful and comfortable shoe known to man kind. Also very stylish and they come in all sorts of fun colors and styles. If you wear crocs everyone will be jealous and want to be you.

"Whos that person wearing the crocs, cuz there hot!"

by crocsaremysavior July 17, 2017

crocs

Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes

A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...

by Professor of Comedic Sciences May 22, 2016

crocs

uglyest shoes around. they maybe be comfy but you still look like a homo. aka mikey pants

"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"

by crocs suck August 12, 2008

crocs

"Giant feet condoms with holes in them." ~Jenna Marbles

Crocs are just giant feet condoms with holes in them: they prevent you from getting laid, they don't totally protect you, and they look rather silly.

by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

crocs

Crocs are the best shoe ever invented. Crocs were originally designed to be the perfect boating shoe but turned out to be so much more than that. Crocs come in an extremely wide range of colors and styles. You can also spice your crocs up with jibbitz like Peppa Pig or Spidey. These lil beauties can do anything. Wear em to the pool or beach, wear em to the store, wear em to prom, wear em wherever you fricken want baby. You can even run in those bad boys, just be sure to put the strap back to ensure that they are in sports mode. Get yourself a pair of crocs. I'm telling you they will change your life and your soul.

Wow... Is Isla wearing the limited edition Gucci crocs?! That's So fricken tight.

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019