crappenning

A useful combination of crap and happenning, mainly used in the workplace.

What's crappenning?

by RAB June 7, 2004

What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

by Wtf even is a username??! March 1, 2022

what's crappening

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"

"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."

by The thruster. August 17, 2011

crappen

A gigantic crap the size of Mars

I just took the crappen

by Oxford143 November 16, 2018

crappenings

Events or activities that are negative in some way, or are viewed as negative.

Despite all the crappenings in her life, she remained optimistic in her views.

by Three Wolves November 18, 2019