A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.
"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
by devious derelicts November 18, 2011
The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".
by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004
An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
by Texas Haz June 13, 2008
Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!
Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004
by Ceegeezy December 20, 2006
by rjpond August 25, 2007
by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009