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Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.
While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
by Kyle MD April 28, 2005
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a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
by GoldTeefs September 09, 2006
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The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".
Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.
by Bad Monkey May 06, 2004
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A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.
He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.
by Maximus Pryme September 12, 2008
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n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse
uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
by alexandrob August 23, 2004
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An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"
by Texas Haz June 13, 2008
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Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!
Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004
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