computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

choice and competition 

Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.

I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.

choice and competition by default013 September 30, 2009

mompetitor 

A mompetitor is a woman drawn into the competitive arena of motherhood by simply giving birth to her first child. Mompetitors have ready access to height, weight, age of potty training prowess, SAT scores, and other personal statistics of their children so that they can compare with other mompetitors at any time. See also mompetition.

The mompetitors took their seats at the Honor roll assembly, each quickly scanning the program to count the number of awards their child would be receiving in comparison to the others.

mompetitor by Old Tweener March 6, 2011

Competitour 

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.

1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.

Competitour by Roger Miles January 21, 2015

competits 

A competition between women of two different breast sizes.

I went to this party and there were all these dumb girls trying to hook up with my boyfriend...but clearly, one look at my buxsome breasts said there was no competits.

competits by kerriswheel April 25, 2011

non-competition object show 

A type of an object show that don't focus on competition, just on the adventures of objects.

We need more non-competition object shows! Nobody needs more competition object shows!

non-competition object show by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2023

Kenosha Quickdraw Competition 

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.

Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”

Kenosha Quickdraw Competition by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022