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Cold Carl 

Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."

Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"
Cold Carl by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

Cold Carl 

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
Cold Carl by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

Cold Carl 

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it
I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl
Cold Carl by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

Cold Carl Sandwich 

A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)
"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"
Cold Carl Sandwich by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

cold cut cosby carl combo

a Cold Carl, whilst getting a Cosby sweater. you can receive them in any order, and you can get or give them. and can be received with or with out cheese.
"dude she was a freak!"
"how?"
"she gave me a Cold Cut Cosby Carl Combo!"
"omg no!"

Cold Carla 

A Cold Carla is a Hot Carl in revers.
It is performed by the female sitting on the toilet whilst performing filcacio on the man standing before her.
So I walked into the bathroom and my girl was sitting on tha toilet... we were high on M and she gave me a Cold Carla 😈