Christmas Tree

1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.

"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa

by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009

Christmas Tree

Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).

I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.

by Banebdeath December 12, 2010

Christmas Tree

A delicious vagina

I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.

by freebjs June 20, 2010

christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

by Kiwi April 27, 2004

Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)

dude i totally got christmas treed last night.

by coheed92 October 16, 2010

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses July 11, 2008

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020