Me: Would you rather eat shit every day for 3 years or do a choppy?
Dave: Thats a tough one but i think i'd have to pull a choppy..
Dave: Thats a tough one but i think i'd have to pull a choppy..
by ChopMaster September 05, 2012

Used in a situation where a (usually pathetic) individual is lying out his/her ass about some sort of conquest.
Guy 1: Ya man, I was out with these 2 girls last night and I ended up having a 5 way with them and their moms in my F150 Lariat. Then I raced Vin Diesel for pinks and owned him.
Me to others: It's getting a little choppy in here....
Me to others: It's getting a little choppy in here....
by IIIEZ__ March 09, 2010

by Rion Nipal September 17, 2008

The most pathetic individual in the known universe.
The term is derived from one particular person.
He festers in the back of computer labs. He listens to a Nomad mp3 player, and raises the volume when popular songs come on so that people will think he is cool, and has imaginary montages in which they are introducing him to more cool people, and when they try to shake his hand he says \\\\\\\"too slow\\\\\\\" and pulls his hand away, and then looks around smiling stupidly to see who is laughing with him.
He can constantly be heard saying things like \\\\\\\"tetris is unrealistic\\\\\\\", \\\\\\\"shut up! or I\\\\\\\'ll karate you to death\\\\\\\", or \\\\\\\"NGGGGGG\\\\\\\".
Most marvelous of all, is that his hunch defies the laws of physics and popularly accepted biological truths. Fully erect he would be over seven feet tall, however, his spinal column would collapse in on itself.
The term is derived from one particular person.
He festers in the back of computer labs. He listens to a Nomad mp3 player, and raises the volume when popular songs come on so that people will think he is cool, and has imaginary montages in which they are introducing him to more cool people, and when they try to shake his hand he says \\\\\\\"too slow\\\\\\\" and pulls his hand away, and then looks around smiling stupidly to see who is laughing with him.
He can constantly be heard saying things like \\\\\\\"tetris is unrealistic\\\\\\\", \\\\\\\"shut up! or I\\\\\\\'ll karate you to death\\\\\\\", or \\\\\\\"NGGGGGG\\\\\\\".
Most marvelous of all, is that his hunch defies the laws of physics and popularly accepted biological truths. Fully erect he would be over seven feet tall, however, his spinal column would collapse in on itself.
by Bill Oreilly April 15, 2005

Ceromax: I think the kratos guy Has a choppy
Shadez: He does im the one that chopped it.
tony: Wth.
Nicky: Shadez has a choppy i saw it!
Shadez: nicky you suck.
Shadez: He does im the one that chopped it.
tony: Wth.
Nicky: Shadez has a choppy i saw it!
Shadez: nicky you suck.
by dickman56 May 29, 2010

by BDH315 October 24, 2010

The trope within film or TV where, in one scene, a character undergoes a traumatic occurrence, but shortly after, said character is acting unaffected. i.e., smiling, laughing or flirting.
Carol just found out her daughter was a zombie and then watched her get killed by Rick, but now she’s flirting with Darryl one episode later? That’s a Choppy Chimpy.
by RatedNforNick March 06, 2022
