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Choking the Chicken 

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wack off, jack off
Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!
Choking the Chicken by Jack July 6, 2003
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chicken choking • Triangle choking the chicken • choking the chicken • choking my chicken • choking your chicken • chicken chocking • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • chocking the chicken • chokin the chicken • chokin' da chicken

Choking the Chicken 

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gettin your jerk on
Choking the Chicken by punkass September 10, 2003
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Choking the chicken 

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In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.
Is that old man choking his chicken?
Choking the chicken by Elitist January 1, 2004
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Choking the Chicken 

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A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.
"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".
Choking the Chicken by Melays April 21, 2017
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Triangle choking the chicken 

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Locking a chicken in the famous brutal MMA hold Triangle choke
Billy's family went to look for him on the farm, and found him in the barn triangle choking the chicken.

choking the chicken 

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when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
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