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well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.
Although tragic i think it may explain the saying. Maybe not. Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken
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| 2. | Choking the lobster | ||
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A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster. Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants. Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya. |
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| 3. | choke the chicken | ||
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A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night
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| 4. | chicken bath | ||
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As a person is giving head, a small rush of spit will often emerge as s/he gags slightly on the penis. This is a chicken bath. She was giving me head and she totally started to chicken bath.
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| 5. | Triangle choking the chicken | ||
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Locking a chicken in the famous brutal MMA hold Triangle choke Billy's family went to look for him on the farm, and found him in the barn triangle choking the chicken.
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| 6. | Chicken Bone Laugh | ||
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“A somewhat forced, darty laugh accentuated for reasons unknown with a throaty sound resembling the sound of someone choking on a chicken bone.”
"Man they was dyin'! It was so damn funny. Chris was laughin' so much he broke all up into the Chicken Bone Laugh!"
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| 7. | Double Choke Chicken | ||
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Masturbating in someone's face while choking them with the tie they are wearing. I had her wear my tie and kneel down, then I hit her with the Double Choke Chicken.
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