by crazzzymercedes March 1, 2010
Compulsive commenting disorder; a disorder where an individual can not help themselves commenting on social media posts. no matter how trivial og stupid it might sound.
Ivan must have CCD, I can't ever write anything, no matter how obvious without him commenting on it.
by Lord Pinker December 18, 2017
abbr. Cottage Cheese Discharge.
male semen, when ejaculated, appears to be like cottage cheese. Most common in dehydrated men. know cure; none as of yet...
male semen, when ejaculated, appears to be like cottage cheese. Most common in dehydrated men. know cure; none as of yet...
by STD The Heat April 3, 2008
by alsdjkflakjsfljka April 27, 2011
Mayella: I'm in CCD. I'm really bored. Why am I here??? What the hell does CCD even stand for?
Tom: COMPULSIVE CATHOLIC DISORDER!
Tom: COMPULSIVE CATHOLIC DISORDER!
by POTATOooo March 19, 2009
Crazy Cunt Disease-Crazy bitch that doesn't shut the fuck up, thinks the world revolves around her and is an all around BITCH. Stay away from this kind of girl! a.k.a "CCD"
by JP19 December 20, 2007
Compulsive-Complaining Disorder
This is a disease that usually occurs at the age of 15 or 16, especially in the UK during GCSEs. There is no known cure but it usually dies down a bit after that period of time.
However, there are some people who are born with this disease and live their whole life suffering from it. It is, unfortunately, hereditary.
Symptoms include: "FML", more swearing than usual, becoming maniacally depressed at writing with a blue biro, banging head on table, banging head on wall, banging head on any available surface, napping in the afternoon, napping in class, staying up very late in the evenings.
This is a disease that usually occurs at the age of 15 or 16, especially in the UK during GCSEs. There is no known cure but it usually dies down a bit after that period of time.
However, there are some people who are born with this disease and live their whole life suffering from it. It is, unfortunately, hereditary.
Symptoms include: "FML", more swearing than usual, becoming maniacally depressed at writing with a blue biro, banging head on table, banging head on wall, banging head on any available surface, napping in the afternoon, napping in class, staying up very late in the evenings.
Teen 1: "...and then the homework is in for tomorrow and she hasn't taught us it and there's the coursework and that is fucked up and then..."
Teen 2: "Wow, he's got a bad case of CCD"
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Person 1: *banging head against wall* FML. FML. FML.
Person 2: What's wrong?
Person 1: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Person 3: I'd leave her alone, she has CCD
Person 2: *comprehension dawning* oooh
Teen 2: "Wow, he's got a bad case of CCD"
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Person 1: *banging head against wall* FML. FML. FML.
Person 2: What's wrong?
Person 1: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Person 3: I'd leave her alone, she has CCD
Person 2: *comprehension dawning* oooh
by CCDsufferer March 31, 2010