carpet

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

by pigdog312 July 15, 2006

carpet

Hipster slang for lesbian.

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!

by shizzle_bot November 11, 2004

carpet

a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.

oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you

by Cassius February 18, 2005

carpet

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"

by Fez October 14, 2004

carpet

to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.

Wow, I was carpet last night!!!

by Ivan _fukitman September 27, 2006

carpet

A 'code' word used in replace of the word gay.
Variations include 'carpet cleaner' which is refering to a gay person.

"hey do you think that guy over there is carpet?"

"probably, this place is full of carpet

cleaners"

by lolITSTweenies May 6, 2009

carpet

verb, Puerto Rican slang for knocking someone out

I'm carpet that fool

by Dick Burns March 23, 2005