Definitions by pigdog312

carpet 

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

carpet by pigdog312 January 18, 2007

monkey 

The most kick ass animal in the world, can be know to throw poo and eat bannanas (also known as a chris)

wow look at that monkey!... AAAAAAGH!! i have poo in my eye!

monkey by pigdog312 July 14, 2006