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Double Boiler 

This is a variation of the Dutch Oven where both parties fart and trap eachother under the covers.
I tried to give my wife a Dutch Oven but she fired back. It was the dreaded Double Boiler.
Double Boiler by TheBurn May 19, 2010

Up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate 

In the construction of old, generally coal-fired boilers for use in heavy applications one would generally find above the boiler door a large brass plate proudly bearing the name and location of its manufacturer.

Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.

The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.

But I digress.

Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.
Hey Mel, how did it go with Teresa?
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

boilerplate 

Generic standardized text which can be used over and over on various forms and contracts.
Don told his secretary "Just tack in the usual boilerplate clauses and send it out".
boilerplate by Researcher135 January 26, 2017

boilerplate 

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.
The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.
boilerplate by Mike February 27, 2005

Boilermaker

A cocktail made by dropping a shot of whiskey (or whisky if you're a Scot or Canadian) into a glass of beer. Great for those who don't like straight booze but hate sweet mixers.
Boilermakers are good for time management. They make me twice as drunk in the same amount of time!
Boilermaker by Beer Hunter February 13, 2004

Cherry Boiler 

A fart after drinking 12 or more cherry cokes in a day. The smell is that of rotten cherry coke that has been boiled.
Tyler: Damn, dude! I just ripped ass, it reeks!
Brett: You’ve been pounding cherry cokes all night, fella. Is it a cherry boiler?

Jeremy: I’ve been slamming cherry cokes and ripping cherry boilers all day, fellas. My jeans stink like molten ass.
Cherry Boiler by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019