i was walkin innocently da other day enjoyin a nice stroll in da park n then suddenly beyond da bushe i c...oh my god...wt the fuk?!..60 yr old ho getin it on wit my homeboy. BLURT one time
by 21 August 06, 2003

When a male ejaculates in a comedy fashion. ALSO: the term can be used to describe a foolish person.
by Monkeybuttpadje February 17, 2003

by TheWorx December 10, 2008

by Jeff D August 31, 2005

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!
by Dinos queen April 12, 2016
