blumpy

Sitting on the toilet during felactio

So she came over....... we hung out and watched a movie...the whole time i wondered...WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME FUCKING BLIMPY CAUSE I GOTS TO SHIT

by Shit Stache June 1, 2005

blumpie

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

by browntown August 29, 2005

blumpie

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

by jedi-one February 24, 2003

Blumpy

Deficating while recieving oral sex.

Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy

by nicky September 4, 2003

blumpie

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

by Shep August 15, 2003

a blumpie

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

by Colt45MaltLikka May 24, 2006

Blumpy

The act of giving fellatio whilst having a number 2 (crap, shit, poo etc)

He was getting blumpy on a sunday afternoon
She was drunk and he suggested Blumpy for something different

by Tristan Holloway May 27, 2007