The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!
NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!
by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003
Get the Blue screen mug.
Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"
by Keael January 8, 2006
Get the Blue screen mug.
Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
by Auntie Ashley January 5, 2009
Get the Blue-screened mug.
The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.
James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.
by _Marv_ January 15, 2016
Get the Blue Screen mug.
A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.
by Chris February 2, 2003
Get the Blue screen mug.
When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm
Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
Get the Blue Screen mug.
Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021
Get the Blue screen mug.