bloot 

The confirmation of what has been previously said.

you: So, the Eagles suck again this year?

me: bloot

bloot by gggmoney March 4, 2009

Bloot 

What your cat does when you try to pet it and it won't let you, because it moves just enough to be out of reach.

I tried to wipe the smeg on the cat, but it blooted out of reach.

Bloot by boootky June 24, 2010

Bloot 

A slang word for cocaine.

I'd love to snort some bloot tonight.

Bloot by Spilchuk September 24, 2011

Bloot 

Blood toot. The act of farting with blood coming out.

I ate some Chipotle and afterwards I cut a bloot. Yes blood literally came out of my anus.

Bloot by jeremyo97 October 8, 2017

Bloot 

Bloot is when you dislike something someone else is doing

Me: stop being so annoying you bloot

Her/Him: Shut up you sounding like a fucking bloot yourself

Bloot by bbeckalas March 11, 2018

Bloot 

A multipurpose utterance used in conversation as a substitute for esoteric, challenging, predictable or forgotten words, or as a means of giving one's own gestures unnecessary audible emphasis.

You can tell a dog is happy from the way it can't stop wagging its bloot.

Bloot by WildeAtHeart September 18, 2019

bloot 

the act of exhuming diarrhea

toot : fart :: poot : poop :: bloot : diarrhea

Jerry: "Hey man, how was Taco Bell last night?"
Me: "It was great last night, but I almost blooted my pants!"

bloot by TheOneAndOnlySandy December 29, 2021