blootch
One more blootch and this place would look like an audition for a Tarzan movie.
Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
blootch by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006
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Kootch Blootch
The world's greatest YouTube rapper. Such hits of his include "Pickle for Nickel", "Whipits at the QuickChek Parking Lot", "Skoople", "Wizards and Ketamine", and more. Kootch Blootch is best known for his masterful lyrical craft.
Person 1: "Yo have you heard the new Kootch Blootch song?"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"
Person 2: "Of course I have, I only listen to good music"
Kootch Blootch by Fpstoast November 19, 2025
Bootchaser
Bootchaser by BCD September 4, 2017
snootchie bootchies
Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)
Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003
Blotch
Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.
Blotch by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020
snootchie bootchies
Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
snootchie bootchies by Kimber-x December 21, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.