blong

Blimey! Helen's delivered another blong here...
by payback May 28, 2010
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blong

When you're smoking a bong and suddenly the high hits you with such force you can hear an audible BLONG! in your head. You know you've smoked way too much ganja then, my friend.
I was enjoying some fine bud listening to the serene bubbling of my bong when suddenly BLONG!!! ... I was completely stoned!
by sweetjohnny September 24, 2005
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blong

A bong used primarily for the smoking of blunt tips, makes any regular weed you smoke out of it taste like shit.
I bought a new bong and Jack smoked a blunt out of it and blonged it out.
by Skaald Whorebath September 24, 2009
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blong

A fashion mistake; Bling Bling gone wrong.
Lil' Kim's outfit was pure blong!
by lilvee January 02, 2005
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blonge

Someone who originally had ginger hair then had part of their hair dyed blonde.
"Hey guys have you heard about Andy. His hair is now Blonge!"
by andy haddock January 21, 2008
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Blong

A "Blong" is something that occurs when you insert a marijuana cigar into the bowl of a bong, than, you pack more marijuana around the blunt in the bowl, thus, creating the "Blong." The level of high the "Blong" produces is somewhere in between a bong and a vaporizor. It's just amazing. I really suggest you people try it.
Blong Rules:
1. Puff, Puff, Pass. It's still a blunt.
2. Once the blunt reaches the bowl, rotation than switches to "puff, pass" just like smoking a normal bong bowl.
3. Once you start the "Blong," there is no quiting.
4. *MOST IMPORTANT* If you don't like experiencing the most massive head ripping of your life, the "Blong" is not for you.
Dude, wanna get high?
No. I wanna get HEAD RIPPED!
I agree, let's blong it.
My thoughts exactly, man.

Well, enough of making this definintion.. The true definition. It's time for me to go blong it.
by S.S.&Z.T. July 21, 2011
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Blong

Blong is compound between 'Blatant' and 'mong' to criticise someone who has blatantly been a mong.
what the hell is he doing?, your friend ralph is a reet Blong!
by Ronnie Mctavish February 26, 2011
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