binocular

noun. a sexual fetish which refers to the act of a couple scratching each other's arm to cause a wild sense of pain. This is widely practiced in upstate New York, especially in the 45 miles radius around Rochester.

Origin: American popular sex columnist Michael H. Gu coined this word during his speech at University of Rochester.

Adam: Hey Steve, we are going get high and binocular each other.

Steve: Yea, back and forth, forever.

by Adam N. Steve May 25, 2013

binocular

another word for rad or cool
due to the fact it sounds nicee.

dangg shits binocular!

by everydaybinocular June 29, 2011

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 01, 2013

binoculared pig

A very offensive term for people wearing glasses.

Do not call anyone else a binoculared pig unless you wear glasses yourself.

by Sexydimma December 07, 2013

Rusty Binoculars

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.

Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."

by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011

Baby Binoculars

When a guy cum’s in your eyes

Last night he gave me a new set of baby binoculars.

by Jorbee December 06, 2019