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Rusty Binoculars 

A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.
Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."
Rusty Binoculars by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011
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Baby Binoculars

Last night he gave me a new set of baby binoculars.
Baby Binoculars by Jorbee December 6, 2019

mexican binoculars 

Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.
Put on your Mexican binoculars and check out that really tall fence.
mexican binoculars by Tatlaz June 17, 2016

Smashing binoculars 

When two people deep throat a double sided dildo and meet in the middle.

Cincinnati Binoculars 

A sexual act wherein a male copulates anally with a female partner, withdraws his penis (now partially coated with fecal matter) and rubs the tip and shaft on the nipples of his partner. The male then grabs the breasts of his partner and pushes them together and places one of the nipples over each of his eyes, mimicking the act of looking through a pair of binoculars.
"Got me a bad case of pink eye this morning. I'm betting it's from the Cincinnati Binoculars I gave to Tiffany on Saturday night!"

The Binoculars 

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!
Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.
The Binoculars by pentozali June 26, 2006

Cyber Binoculars 

An online device that allows you to get a closer look at someone without them knowing about it. The ultimate people watching device. Examples: Facebook, Twitter....
Chick: "My ex is an asshole but I cant help it...I have to bust out my cyber binoculars and stalk his Facebook page!"
Cyber Binoculars by JustinDeever October 4, 2010