bert
Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?
Get the bert mug.
Bert
Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".
Related Words
bert mccracken • bert • bertha • bertie • bertuzzi • bertation • Bert and Ernie • berta • Berto • Bertram
Bert
Multiple Usage
Term used for misfortune, badluck, substandardness.
Org: Originates from Derry in Northern Ireland where a local chip shop, named Berty O'Neills, famed for its bad chips, was coined into a phrase for most bad things.
Original the whole term was used.
"Went to see a movie. It was pure berty o'neills".
Later shortend to "Berties".
"Drinking alcholic free beer is pure berties"
and finally to Bert.
Term used for misfortune, badluck, substandardness.
Org: Originates from Derry in Northern Ireland where a local chip shop, named Berty O'Neills, famed for its bad chips, was coined into a phrase for most bad things.
Original the whole term was used.
"Went to see a movie. It was pure berty o'neills".
Later shortend to "Berties".
"Drinking alcholic free beer is pure berties"
and finally to Bert.
"Went up the town and all the shops where closed. Pure bert"
Can also be used:
"Did you see that bert. He just flipped his berty bike and landed on his head. Bert one"
trans: "Did you see that idiot. He just flipped his stupid bike and landed in his head. Shit one"
berty - Used before a person, place, thing
Bert One - Shit one
Bertness - Shityness
Ya Bert - You Idiot.
Can also be used:
"Did you see that bert. He just flipped his berty bike and landed on his head. Bert one"
trans: "Did you see that idiot. He just flipped his stupid bike and landed in his head. Shit one"
berty - Used before a person, place, thing
Bert One - Shit one
Bertness - Shityness
Ya Bert - You Idiot.
Bert by Gerard Harkin April 29, 2006
Bert
A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.
Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"
Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".
Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"
Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".
Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"
bert
another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie
bert by italianstallionmb August 19, 2010
bert
verb: bert; 3rd person present: berts; past tense: berted; gerund or present participle: berting
To overpower or knock someone out and/or defeat (someone) in a game or competition.
synonyms: KTFO, dunked
To overpower or knock someone out and/or defeat (someone) in a game or competition.
synonyms: KTFO, dunked
That overweight Burger King employee just got #berted by an angry customer. Next time he better not forget the salt on those fries.
Hey guys we better log off our militia characters. We don't want to get berted by GOAT again.
Hey guys we better log off our militia characters. We don't want to get berted by GOAT again.
bert
A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".
Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.
Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.
bert by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008