meowlnir's definitions

Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

Scandiboo

A person from outside Scandinavia who loves all things Scandinavian the way a weeaboo is obsessed with Japan. Can be used in either a positive/self deprecating manner or as an insult.

I'm such a Scandiboo, I dressed like a Viking for the formal dance.

by meowlnir June 11, 2018

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

Pi-nis

A penis that is exactly 3.1415... inches long, or the value of the number pi.

Sleeping with my math teacher was disappointing as he had a pi-nis.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Finger with a hat

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

by meowlnir July 17, 2018

Pup Cup

A dog so hyper that it appears to have had at least one coffee to drink.

Mabel is such a pup cup - she won't calm down!

by meowlnir October 6, 2016