meowlnir's definitions

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Zoop

1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.

Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)

Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!

by meowlnir March 15, 2023

cheesemoo

Thong underwear. Called such because it resembles a cheese cutter, and the moo refers to the body part it is covering.

Our gym teacher bent over so low we could see her cheesemoo.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

poopinal

The act of pooping into a urinal.

Bob got so drunk he did a poopinal in the urinal.

by meowlnir May 11, 2018

Doog

A cute way to refer to a dog.

I love my big fluffy doog!

by meowlnir July 4, 2016

vajottom

The below the belt area on females, including both the vagina and bottom.

The room smells like vajottom.

by meowlnir July 27, 2018