meowlnir's definitions

Doog

A cute way to refer to a dog.

I love my big fluffy doog!

by meowlnir July 4, 2016

Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

poopinal

The act of pooping into a urinal.

Bob got so drunk he did a poopinal in the urinal.

by meowlnir May 11, 2018

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Nom Disc

A pizza. Called such for its delicious taste and disc shape.

There's a party going on at my place tonight, we're having nom disc and drinks.

by meowlnir August 21, 2018

vajottom

The below the belt area on females, including both the vagina and bottom.

The room smells like vajottom.

by meowlnir July 27, 2018

Finger with a hat

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

by meowlnir July 17, 2018