meowlnir's definitions

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Scrottom

A modification of scrotum to make it rhyme with bottom. Because it's more fun that way.

The scrottom and bottom are connected by the grundle.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Gorp

Onomatopoeic word for a loud, deep burp.

Don't drink too much soda if you don't want to gorp.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Sprum

A polite way to say "sperm" in front of people who are offended by such words.

Let's all go to the sprum bank and get knocked up!

by meowlnir June 29, 2016