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Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".
by meowlnir July 2, 2016
mugGet the Bertmug.

Zoop

1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.
Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)

Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!
by meowlnir March 15, 2023
mugGet the Zoopmug.

Nom Disc

A pizza. Called such for its delicious taste and disc shape.
There's a party going on at my place tonight, we're having nom disc and drinks.
by meowlnir August 21, 2018
mugGet the Nom Discmug.

vajottom

The below the belt area on females, including both the vagina and bottom.
The room smells like vajottom.
by meowlnir July 27, 2018
mugGet the vajottommug.

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.
Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.
by meowlnir June 29, 2016
mugGet the Blopmug.

Pi-nis

A penis that is exactly 3.1415... inches long, or the value of the number pi.
by meowlnir June 30, 2016
mugGet the Pi-nismug.

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.
He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.
by meowlnir July 19, 2014
mugGet the cocklettmug.

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