Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009
Get the Beef Jerkymug. by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015
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Get the Beef Jerkymug. by DreamHack January 30, 2009
Get the Beef Jerkymug. A beef jerky.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
Get the Beef jerkymug. Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"
by A Cheesy marsbar who wants fri August 8, 2019
Get the Beef Jerkymug.