Beef Jerky

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 05, 2015

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

by DreamHack January 30, 2009

Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?

by Chokiecat March 08, 2019

Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 26, 2020