Beef Jerky 

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

Beef Jerky by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

Beef Jerky 

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

Beef Jerky by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

Beef Jerky 

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

Beef Jerky by DreamHack January 30, 2009

Beef jerky 

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?

Beef jerky by Chokiecat March 8, 2019

Beef Jerky 

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.

"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"

Beef Jerky by A Cheesy marsbar who wants fri August 8, 2019

Beef Jerky 

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

Beef Jerky by 064m4 February 26, 2020

Beef Jerky 

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

Beef Jerky by Michael April 22, 2005