turkish battleship
turkish battleship by Butthole aids June 6, 2018
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Turkish Battleship
The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons
Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
Turkish Battleship by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018
Battleshots
A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.
Battleshots by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011
Turkish Battleship
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
Turkish Battleship by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018
battleshit
a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.
battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.
battleshit by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005
Screen Door On A Battleship
the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship
Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
Screen Door On A Battleship by lasalle bro October 6, 2010
Play Battleship
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?
Play Battleship by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009