for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.
girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds
by richard February 26, 2004
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term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive
Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.
by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 10, 2009
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Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.
Oh my god, I cant watch that. Thats some real bad news material.
by jonny pondlife February 11, 2004
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interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.
"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
by jimbo allen August 6, 2006
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A list of individuals in bad standing with the Nuestra Familia prison gang. Reasons may include dropping out, failure to pay debts, or failure to carry out orders. Individuals on the Bad News List are subject to removal.
Sombra: Odelay holmes! You've seen Lobo?

Cartoon: Nah bro. And you won't be seeing him. He's on the Bad News List.

Sombra: Whad he do?

Cartoon: He didn't follow the Big Homey's orders! There's a greenlight on his ass!
by ZXY&ABC February 28, 2019
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A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone
Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!
by Tiltied August 9, 2020
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The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
by HermanoBluth June 10, 2010
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