by HermanoBluth February 03, 2011
The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.
Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.
Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.
Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
by HermanoBluth June 10, 2010
High-functioning autistic and Creator of the internet comic Sonichu. Is famous for his online antics involving numerous trolls towards his views. Also known as: Chris-chan, CWC, Chris Chandler
Alex: Dude, did you read the new issue of Sonichu yet?
Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?
Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.
Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?
Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.
by HermanoBluth May 27, 2010