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an amazing fanfiction by sortasick on twitter.
"backslide craig is so hot"
"ya you get me"
backslide by strepfannee May 17, 2026

backslide window

A trecherous window of time following a break up in which both parties are prone to bone.
John isnt coming over until the backslide window closes

Backslide ass nigga 

When you say something or preidct something, and it doesnt go your way, but you change your mind at the last minute, and switch situations.
Joe- Did you see super bowl 43?
John- Yes man Steelers my team
Joe- You some Backslide ass nigga... you was going for the Cardinals when i texted you
John- No i didnt
Backslide ass nigga by Joey Danza February 1, 2009

Frosty Backslide 

When your doing someone from behind and you pour a Milkshake down their back ; and you don't stop.
I was doing my girl in a fast food restaurant's bathroom, from behind, when all of of sudden I poured my milkshake down her back and I watched slide down. The frosty backslide was invented. we both ended up sticky.
Frosty Backslide by Fronadil August 22, 2016

Winter Break Backslide 

The act of temporarily getting back with your ex when winter break rolls around. A nearly inevitable fate for some couples.
Every time I go home for the holidays I text my ex and go straight into a winter break backslide.
Winter Break Backslide by Glernation November 30, 2016

Backside beans 

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.
"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."
Backside beans by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021