assneck

1. circumstances or the act of being lame.

2. a person whos is stupid or moronoic.

"sorry I got disconnected, my phone service is assneck"

"did you see when he said there was 'weapons of mass destruction' even though there wasn't any? what an assneck."

by D to the Izz O June 21, 2006

assneck

u fucking idiot thats called a grundle

u r a retard

by tusk April 2, 2003

AssNeck

The area above your booty.

The new style for girls is to wear their pants so low as to show their AssNeck.

"Damn, Shakira dat bitch has got one hairy AssNeck!"

by Bildo May 25, 2004

Assneck

When the fat on your chin looks like asscheeks.

Holy crap Theodore, your assneck is almost down to your assnipples on your assballs, while you masturbate into a giant pool of masturbation. Oh and your chin looks like an ass.

by GodAlmightySatan May 29, 2010

assnecks

When a woman's breasts (see titties) are so big that they form a cleavage line, or ass crack, all the way up to her neck

Damn, Dolly's rubbernecks are so big that she has an assneck!

by lou-man October 3, 2003