Argentina is a beautiful country that although is not as developed as the US or any country from Europe, has many things to offer.
The Pope is from Argentina.
Argentine politics suck, but there is hope that it will all change in the next presidential elections in november.
Its meat is indeed the best there is. They are also known for the mate, having variate landscapes and for being really nice people.

Argentinian girls are the most beautiful of them all, like well most Latin American girls. Most Argentinians are trust worthy, and really easy to be friends with. They are, adobe all,chaty.They can stop speaking, no matter the language. Also, Argentinians are not shy and passionate,they enjoy life and make the best out of bad situations.
Above all, they have a big ego.
A woman, a man, and Menem are in a room. The man lowers his pants and shows his butt: “This is like the Amazon: impenetrable,” he says.
The woman shows her breasts and says: “These are like the United States: untouchable.”
Finally, ex-president Menem shows his penis and says: “This is like Argentina: it never gets up.”

"An Argentine asks a Spaniard, "Friend, do you know which country is closest to heaven?" "Argentina, I suppose," retorts the angry Spaniard. "No, friend," say the Argentine. "It's Uruguay!" (Argentina's neighbor)"
by internationalgirl101 October 4, 2015
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A country that is known for being cheaters in sports. Mainly in soccer, especially when they lose control of the game, and start making fouls and diving throughout the rest of the game.
Bob: Oh fucking hell Argentina started cheating already! Tevez dived again!
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^
by The World Cup September 13, 2006
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one of the most hated countries in south america because of their non-sense egocentric way of acting.
not better not worse, just another latin american country as peru or bolivia, even tho they love thinking they are europeans...

mmmm sorry u r not... ;)
A: heyyy i'm from argentina
B: so what?
A: mmm we rule , right?
B: fuck off, leave me alone you egocentric dark bitch.
by sebsss June 3, 2006
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A country in South America whose inhabitants are almost all pretentious people who think of themselves as Europeans. Think of themsevelves as highly advanced and better than other Latinos, yet not long ago, they were eating out of dumpsters because of being fucked over by the IMF.
Country inferior to Brazil. Despise Brazil and its inhabitants because Brazil is a much, much, bigger country than theirs.
Maradona (the fat, has-been, gay, cokehead) is their only claim to great futbol. Their futbol stars are racist who when playing against Brazilian teams, resort to racist name calling such as macaco (their favorite word when describing a black person from Brazil. Dirty players who are sore losers.
Best (and frankly, only good thing to come out of Argentina: the beef and tango.
A favorite saying from Brazil when describing Argentina's people:

"The worst scam in the world is buying an Argentine for what he thinks he's worth and then selling him for what he is really worth."
by GarotaDeRio February 13, 2008
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Another Latin and poor conutry. Defeated in soccer by Brazil, and at war by England, it´s indian population (thought the belief on Euro ancestry) keeps regarding mental issues on therapy. Once Argentina has been rich for latin standarts, but became leftist and ideological. Now it´s poorer thab Brazil and Chili. Has a cocaine addicted idol: Maradona, just a regular player.
Cut this socialist crap, or we may get the argentina way.
by south Brazil March 25, 2009
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Argentina is the country with more almost-european population, argentinian people hates England...Many argentinos loves U.S.A, and many people doesn't :S...
I'm Argento, then i really love USA and i wanna be an Ilegal Inmigrant...or Legal??
anyway....Brazil it's inferior than us okay??and bolivia too!
Gabriel: Hey Man, I am an Argentinian Legal Inmigrant, i speak British English...
Gonzalo : Yo' Dude...I'm Argentinian too...but i had AMERICANIZED...I'll break ur face South Puto!!
Gabriel: (getting back to Argentina)
by G-Zee! May 3, 2010
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Second largest country in South America and has a population of 40,000,000.

Received millions of European immigrants in the 18th and 19th century, it is said that over 90% of the Argentine population today is of foreign background - mainly from Spain, Italy, and France.

Argentina has the 7th largest Jewish population in the world, and the largest in latin america.

Beginning in 1865, foreigners from Wales, UK made a settlement in the Patagonia region of Argentina. It is still there today and the people there still speak Welsh. Apart from Welsh people's, Argentina is home to Germans, French, Dutch, and Polish people. Spanish, Italian, and French descendants make most of the population. 6% of Argentines have Indigenous backgrounds, mostly compromised from the Salta and Jujuy region in Argentina bordering Bolivia and Paraguay.

Argentina is Home of the best sports in the world.
Some of the achievements include:
-Winning Gold Medal in basketball in Athens 2004, and Bronze in 2008.
-Juan Martin del Potro (ARG) won the US Open in Tennis in 2009, defeating Swiss Roger Federer
-Angel Cabrera won the Master's Tournament 2009 in Golf over Tiger Woods
-The Argentine national Rugby team finished 3rd in the World Rugby Championships in 2007 and was invited to join the Tri-Nations union of rugbyin 2009, the most prestigious rugby union formed by Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa.
-The Argentine soccer team is a perennial power, having won the world cup in 1978 and 1986, losing in the 1990 final and advancing deep in tournaments at every international level. Argentina has won the most U-20 FIFA World Cups, having won in 1979, 1995, 1997, 2001, 2005, and 2007.
-Las Leonas, the Argentine women's Field Hockey team, is among the best in the world having won Gold in the 1987, 1991, 1995, 1999, 2003, and 2007 Panameric Games. They have also won Bronze in the past 3 Olympic games and have won the World Field Hockey Champions Trophy in 2008 and 2009, finishing third in 2007. Argentine Luciana Aymar is the only person in the history to win FIH Player of the Year award 5 times. Currently, Argentina is ranked 2nd in the world (September 2009).

Most, if not all, southern countries wish to be like Argentina, including Brazilians who are envious of Argentines in every single way. This has led to Argentines being some of the most conceited and egocentric people in the world.

Traveler's Digest ranked Buenos Aires, Argentina #3 in the world for Most Beautiful Women, only behind Copenhagen, Denmark and Stockholm, Sweden.
"That Argentine transfer student gets all the women"
"I know dude, I wish I was from Argentina"
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