Going to work intoxicated or hungover. Term coined after Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 BAC the night before a game during the 2009 pennant race.
by basementcuts October 7, 2009
A cabrera is a vile creature. It has a hostile and aggressive demeanor towards most people, but can act docile if your lucky. A cabrera can easily be recognized by its double chin, long lucious hair and its
signature surprised face.
A cabrera is know to speak out loud frequently, as well as insulting his peers when he finds their lack of knowledge disturbing.
Cabrera is known for carefully picking out his targets, which he will terrorize with such tings as; box in the belly, calling them retarded and his classic slap in the back, followed up by his catchphrase: Eyy bitch
Although some people call him annoying he is really a nice guy deep inside, he just doesn’t show it.
signature surprised face.
A cabrera is know to speak out loud frequently, as well as insulting his peers when he finds their lack of knowledge disturbing.
Cabrera is known for carefully picking out his targets, which he will terrorize with such tings as; box in the belly, calling them retarded and his classic slap in the back, followed up by his catchphrase: Eyy bitch
Although some people call him annoying he is really a nice guy deep inside, he just doesn’t show it.
by Maggen Kartin November 22, 2021
A servant to the master devil of the world. She is an advocate from Spain that has set out to make students suffer and cry on a daily basis. She forces every one within 27 feet of her to talk and reply in the wicked language of Spanish.
Since she is so scary, we have come up with some key points to help you succeed when you face her:
Tell her you didn't do your homework and you're orgulloso (we don't know what orgulloso means but she smiles whenever she hears it, so it must be a compliment)
Don't take any notes. She likes it when you tell her it's all in your head.
Randomly get up during class, and draw the sine curve. She loves Geometry.
Take pictures of her in the class when her face gets red. She is a fan of photography too.
Oh, one more thing, every Spanish word and article is gonna be on the IB Test. Good luck
Also her favorite students are Pepe, Mario, Tico, Nicolas, Rico, and Andres
Since she is so scary, we have come up with some key points to help you succeed when you face her:
Tell her you didn't do your homework and you're orgulloso (we don't know what orgulloso means but she smiles whenever she hears it, so it must be a compliment)
Don't take any notes. She likes it when you tell her it's all in your head.
Randomly get up during class, and draw the sine curve. She loves Geometry.
Take pictures of her in the class when her face gets red. She is a fan of photography too.
Oh, one more thing, every Spanish word and article is gonna be on the IB Test. Good luck
Also her favorite students are Pepe, Mario, Tico, Nicolas, Rico, and Andres
Student 1: I didn't do my homework
Cabrera: Are you proud senor/senorita?
Student 2: I did my homework
Cabrera: TODO?
Student 2: Yea...
Cabrera: Arbol? De Navidad?
Student 2: ermm..no
Cabrera: Vamos a ver... *death glare*
Cabrera: What is the past perfect subjunctive of the ustedes form of the verb desparangaricutirimizar?
Student: good one
Cabrera: Where were you in Spanish one, tho, zree?
Student: Not in your class obvii
Cabrera: iz ti-em senor/a
Student: Umm can you sign this field trip permission slip for me?
Cabrera: Only if you tell me 5,903,887,432,009 sinonimos para la palabra "slip"
Cabrera: Are you proud senor/senorita?
Student 2: I did my homework
Cabrera: TODO?
Student 2: Yea...
Cabrera: Arbol? De Navidad?
Student 2: ermm..no
Cabrera: Vamos a ver... *death glare*
Cabrera: What is the past perfect subjunctive of the ustedes form of the verb desparangaricutirimizar?
Student: good one
Cabrera: Where were you in Spanish one, tho, zree?
Student: Not in your class obvii
Cabrera: iz ti-em senor/a
Student: Umm can you sign this field trip permission slip for me?
Cabrera: Only if you tell me 5,903,887,432,009 sinonimos para la palabra "slip"
by attahbaby January 27, 2011
Cabrera is a last name that can have many meanings, but this one is truly what it means. Cabrera is a very hard working person and loves and cares about their family. They will do anything for them and do the same for their friends as well. They are sweet, funny, caring, kind, and so much more, but be careful they have a wild side to them. They are bold, brave, stick up for what's right, and not afraid to speak their mind.
You have to be careful as well with them they will do anything for anyone they truly care about. If they want something they won't let anything or anything get in their way. They are smart, cunning, and must important they can have a bad or evil side to them.
They can be very manipulative and rude. They have very very short tempers. If you get on their bad side you are done for. They will make your life a living hell of they want to.
They also have their soft spots. They can be very vurnable and sensitive. They only will do this if they truly trust you and can be easily broken if they are in a tough spot in life. You have to care for them and be careful on what you say when they do.
Over all they can be very good people or bad debating on what you are or what you did to them. A word of advice just be there for them and be careful and very understanding and kind.
You have to be careful as well with them they will do anything for anyone they truly care about. If they want something they won't let anything or anything get in their way. They are smart, cunning, and must important they can have a bad or evil side to them.
They can be very manipulative and rude. They have very very short tempers. If you get on their bad side you are done for. They will make your life a living hell of they want to.
They also have their soft spots. They can be very vurnable and sensitive. They only will do this if they truly trust you and can be easily broken if they are in a tough spot in life. You have to care for them and be careful on what you say when they do.
Over all they can be very good people or bad debating on what you are or what you did to them. A word of advice just be there for them and be careful and very understanding and kind.
by 1-800-no-fucks November 22, 2021
Doing a "Cabrera" is to lose the rag and throw the toys out of your pram when you don't get your own way after trying to manipulate the rules in your favour.
It was first witnessed in late 2009 in Baku, Azerbaijan when a normally placid, intelligent Welsh guy suddenly went ballistic after being told that his opinion of the rules of a certain competition were not exactly in line with the ACTUAL rules that had been set for that competition.
If the resultant explosion of anger, rage and frustration could be harnessed then the World's energy crisis would be solved for at least the next four millennia !!
It was first witnessed in late 2009 in Baku, Azerbaijan when a normally placid, intelligent Welsh guy suddenly went ballistic after being told that his opinion of the rules of a certain competition were not exactly in line with the ACTUAL rules that had been set for that competition.
If the resultant explosion of anger, rage and frustration could be harnessed then the World's energy crisis would be solved for at least the next four millennia !!
Gaz : "Dude, your guy has just been disqualified from that competition"
Steve : "I'll bring in my reserve then shall I ?"
Gaz : "No way dude, your guy started and was disqualified"
Steve : "You bunch of f*****g, ars***e sh***ing B**T***S !!!"
Gaz : "Wow dude, you're having like a MONSTER Cabrera !!"
Steve : "I'll bring in my reserve then shall I ?"
Gaz : "No way dude, your guy started and was disqualified"
Steve : "You bunch of f*****g, ars***e sh***ing B**T***S !!!"
Gaz : "Wow dude, you're having like a MONSTER Cabrera !!"
by Baku Goose October 22, 2009
While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.
by Tim Moore May 30, 2008
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