amazon

In a similar style to ebay a place that sells you a load of crap for prices lower than that on the high street. However on amazon you can check your crdit card funds drifting nto nothingness. Thanks Amazon!

Amazon.com: Earth's Biggest Pile Of Junk

by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003

amazon

The widest river in the world. A man-ish female tribe in mythology. An annoying book selling web site.

It takes so long to buy books from Amazon.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

amazon

1. a bigass woman
2. a lesbian

1. Bea Arthur? Yeah, she was an amazon!
2. ...Bea Arthur? Yeah, she was an amazon! Or so i thought...

by tomskerritt April 23, 2003

amazon

Tall, butch lesbian bitches with no titties

1: "Hey man, have you seen that new girl Vanessa?"
2: "Nah, man does she got some tig ol bitties?"
1: "Hell no, she's a fuckin' amazon."
2: "She's probably munched on more carpet than you have"
1: "True."

by Pat Devine September 27, 2006

Amazon

An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.

Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"

Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."

by CobraCrusher October 6, 2019

Amazon

A website that takes away jobs.

Amazon is ok but screws people over.

by Henry Barbie Dahl April 5, 2019

Amazon It

The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public.

GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."

by Zac Attack January 2, 2008