Ahoy 

A common greeting of email or text message. (Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, suggested using “ahoy” when answering the phone. It was actually Thomas Edison who suggested using “hello.”)

"And the email read, 'Ahoy! To whom it may concern...'
"Ahoy don't forget the milk on your way home."

Ahoy by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

ahoy hoy 

In the beginning days of the telephone 'Ahoy hoy' was the standard greeting when one answered the phone. It was later replaced by 'hello' and then 'who dis?'. Mr Burns revived this old greeting in the Simpsons.

~ring~
Ahoy hoy.

It is that simple, you should try it some time.

ahoy hoy by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Ahoy its the crackin! 

A phrase usede to describe when a person butt crack is hanging out of their pants.

Tim:"Ahoy its the crackin!"
Debrick:"Girls shouldn't sag their pants."

Ahoy its the crackin! by Waldosaurous&Bigboobasaurous April 10, 2010

ahoy me bucko 

something mr krabs in spongebob likes to say use in a sentence down here |

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Spongebob: hello mr. krabs Mr. krabs: ahoy me bucko! Spongebob: can i have a promotion? Mr. krabs: not in a million years

ahoy me bucko by aqwesxcvghj August 11, 2020

ahoy there 

traditional sailor and pirate greeting, also used by me.

Ahoy there, mateys!

ahoy there by ntc April 21, 2004

ahoy hoy 

Ahoy hoy was previously a term to greet or get the attention of small sloop-rigged coasting ship or a heavy barge used for freight.

Ahoy = Hello (in Dutch)
Hoy = A small sloop-rigged coasting ship or a heavy barge used for freight

In the 1870's, inventor and Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. Bell's preferred salutation, Ahoy-hoy was derived from the nautical term above.

It really gained popularity when Mr. Burns used it on the Simpsons a few seasons ago, but the internet has adapted it for use as a common greeting. It's commonly spelled Ahoi hoi online.

When answering a phone or greeting someone:

"Ahoy hoy!"

ahoy hoy by NewGotham June 11, 2006