zoomers
word for magic mushrooms
Get the zoomers mug.
A zoomers ransom
Derivative of "a king's ransom".
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
A zoomers ransom by Frenchpet July 9, 2020
Related Words
Zoomers
Boomers with Zip. They are baby boomers who are active, alive, going places, and doing things. They may have retired, or are about to retire, but they are healthy, fit and doing things usually associated with people a few decades younger, like cycling, kayaking and (fast-paced) hiking. Don't you dare call them seniors.
Zoomers by SummerSunshine August 15, 2019
zooper dooper slushie
When you insert a zooper dooper popsicle icy pole inside a a persons vagina or anus then have sex smashing it up so it becomes a zooper dooper slushie,
zooper dooper slushie by Paulchi February 26, 2019
Zoomers
Surfing slang for nude breasts (because your eyes can't help but zoom in on them)
Drug slang for Amphetamines (stimulants which keep you going)
Drug slang for Amphetamines (stimulants which keep you going)
"The surfers were distracted by the zoomers on the beach"
"John popped some zoomers and studied all night."
"John popped some zoomers and studied all night."
Zoomers by Hollatchaboiy March 19, 2023
Baby Zoomers
A person born under the age of 15, who is forced to use Zoom to communicate with their peers because they can't attend school, go out and play, etc. due to the Covid Pandemic. (created by Scott K. Wilder)
Baby Zoomers by Mayor of Wilderville February 25, 2021