zoomers 

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

zoomers by colin November 20, 2003

A zoomers ransom 

Derivative of "a king's ransom".

A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.

The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).

"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"

"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"

"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"

A zoomers ransom by Frenchpet July 9, 2020

Zoomers 

Boomers with Zip. They are baby boomers who are active, alive, going places, and doing things. They may have retired, or are about to retire, but they are healthy, fit and doing things usually associated with people a few decades younger, like cycling, kayaking and (fast-paced) hiking. Don't you dare call them seniors.

Those zoomers did a 60km cycle this past weekend!

Zoomers by SummerSunshine August 15, 2019

zoomers 

a word that discribes the sound u make when u move really fast

hes a zoomer

zoomers by peach March 22, 2004

zooper dooper slushie 

When you insert a zooper dooper popsicle icy pole inside a a persons vagina or anus then have sex smashing it up so it becomes a zooper dooper slushie,

I was hot and horny but needed to cool down so we made a zooper dooper slushie

zooper dooper slushie by Paulchi February 26, 2019

Zoomers 

Surfing slang for nude breasts (because your eyes can't help but zoom in on them)

Drug slang for Amphetamines (stimulants which keep you going)

"The surfers were distracted by the zoomers on the beach"

"John popped some zoomers and studied all night."

Zoomers by Hollatchaboiy March 19, 2023

Baby Zoomers 

A person born under the age of 15, who is forced to use Zoom to communicate with their peers because they can't attend school, go out and play, etc. due to the Covid Pandemic. (created by Scott K. Wilder)

My kids are becoming baby zoomers because video conferencing all day with their classmates.

Baby Zoomers by Mayor of Wilderville February 25, 2021