billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.
by eugene keen December 12, 2006
The act of pulling a Charizard card from a pack of Pokemon cards, placing marijuana onto the card, rolling it into a blunt and smoking it to get high.
kyle: yo bro check it out, just pulled the shiny charizard that's like 400 bucks.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.
by doobiemaster69 May 27, 2021
by Visili Zytsef January 13, 2010
Lauda-zard or laudazard refers to a person that has a very hazardous lauda (penis). Having sex with this person will give you STDs.
by pikapika12 November 13, 2019
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