Zard 

An annoying person. Especially one who has little self awareness.

Ugggh, that guy is so annoying. He's SUCH a ZARD!

It was extremely zardly having to hang out with Dave all night.

Dave really zarded Taft when he was drunk the other night.

Zard by Winnifred80 November 17, 2009

zard 

Slang or shorthand for wizard

That boys got some crazy skills
Yeah, he's some cool zard

zard by anon January 2, 2004

zard 

A complete smeghead on quakenet

19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum?
19:27 <zard> done it before
19:27 <Derobrash> :o
19:28 <Derobrash> she any good for pr0n?
19:28 <zard> I didn't watch it
19:28 <zard> I'm not some sicko

zard by anon January 2, 2004

zard 

When work productivity at a business is devastated by the discovery of something that wouldn't normally be interesting outside of work. This is usually a simple flash game or something to do with wi-zards. This is not the same as getting facebooked, which is a constant loss of productivity.

Our productivity got Zarded.

Sorry,
Your tech team

zard by the little wizard November 6, 2010

Zard 

Cigarette, smoke

"I'm going to go smoke a zard" or "Hey man, can I bum a zard?"

Zard by psycho337 October 24, 2008

zard 

scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.

billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.

zard by eugene keen December 14, 2006

Zard 

(n) An organic connection between seemingly desparate objects, ideas, or concepts (neologism), derived from the shorthand for wizard and their ability to conjure up objects from incantations or to see the relationships of current conditions to future events.

The old bromide, "debtor today, slave tomorrow" is a zard

Zard by ManlyGeek June 26, 2009