Windex

A nickname for a man lacking sexual stamina.
Two pumps and a squirt.

I slept with this kid Jeremy last night, but you could call him Windex.

by msxcinderella August 05, 2009

1, An index of winning.
2. Blue Kool-Aid.

Origin: Bowling Green, KY

by BaldyMcBalderson September 07, 2010

windexing

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

by MrShasta January 24, 2014

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

by Kristin Mineo September 01, 2008

1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user

1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.

by Windex December 11, 2004

An ammonia and water based cleaning solution that sure is fun to smell!

Mom: The windows look marvelous, Suzy!
Suzy: EHehEheEehEHhehe!11 PWNED BIHC1

by Alphatard March 06, 2004

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.

"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."

by Tom May 13, 2005