Wagner

This Is Jesus, SHE controls your life. She is the voice in your head telling you to do those very odd things. There is no escape.

Wagner: You, yes you, you should have sex, get a baby, have a low end job, all under the age of sixteen. You won't, your not worthy enough.

by Skysolo June 24, 2009

Wagner

To paint a room or fencing panel in a rapid yet controlled manner

Person 1: what are you up to?

Person 2: just having a quick Wagner, talk in a bit.
Person 1: sound mate, loving that show room finish

by It’s Wagner August 25, 2019

Wagneritis

Wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.

"Erica caught a bad case of Wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and passed it on to people around her."

by Wagner March 25, 2008

Wagnered

To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved

“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad

by anonymousgiffin August 07, 2018

wagnered

verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother

That guy just Wagnered his mom.

by Goober Joe February 21, 2008

wagner

a wicked dope dude who wrote teh dopest operazz

a jawsome sweetness of Wagner's: Tristan und Isolde

by Roc the Emo_Dreamo April 30, 2006

wagner

to masturbate, name after the xfactor singer of the same name, having a wagner!

mate, shut the door, im having a wagner!

by wagmagnets October 18, 2010