A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.
by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022
When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.
** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
by The Clipper May 29, 2008
to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.
by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006
Bro your such a Leo Valdez
by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019
A medicore style of a baseball player in which they ground into double plays every opportunity granted to them
by PhilliesBaseballTalk July 22, 2010
Shane Valdez is an award winning independent film maker and camera man for rock band Panic at the Disco. Shane is also the roomate of Panic's lead singer Brendon Urie who lives in Las Vegas. He owns Realm Films, his indie film company. His name is also spelled Shane Valdés.
Did you know that Shane Valdez's award winning film "19 Miles to Vegas" was filmed in only 48 hours?
by Sedalyn June 25, 2008
A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet
by notRuben2323 June 12, 2011