two for one

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!
Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 06, 2018
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two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.
I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.
by QuacksO September 23, 2018
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steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.
I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.
by caring. loving. October 13, 2009
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"two for one"

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.
by jessea April 05, 2006
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two in the one

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.
by SteveRules December 13, 2008
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two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).
A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.
by Pippity April 07, 2008
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