tombstoned

When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.

Dude, look at Colin there. He is totally tombstoned. What an ass.

by Secret_Ferret June 6, 2006

Tombstoner

a goth (or just a really edgy person) who smokes weed.

yeah man, i met this cool tombstoner in slipknots concert.

by Psalmas March 10, 2019

The Tombstone

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.

I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by ThatDude1826 July 20, 2012

tombstone

tombstones are tranquilizers.

"He sells tombstones"
"She was fcked up on tombstones and oc's."

by L0VE December 9, 2005

Tombstoner

Heavy Fuzz Rock band from the Pacific Northwest.

Man I just can't get that Tombstoner song out of my head it's so heavy it's stuck between my ears like Mercury.

by PDXHipster November 15, 2010

tombstone

2 mg bar shaped Xanax pills

"hey man you got any pharms?"
"yea dude, i got a couple tombstones i could hook you up with"

by dan0 November 7, 2005

tombstoning

1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.

2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.

"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"

Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."

by Chiefnutz October 16, 2005